FUN CHANGEABLE SIGN
MESSAGES
FOR SCHOOLS
- A seminar on time travel will be held two weeks ago.
- Friction can be a drag
- Drilling for oil is boring.
- Vacation: a time when parents realize that teachers are grossly underpaid.
- Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
- Ignorance is no excuse. It's the real thing.
- Cancer cures smoking.
- Boycott: Somewhere to keep male babies.
- Never believe generalizations.
- The generation of random numbers is too important to leave to chance.
- Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap.
- Warning: Dates on calendars are closer than they appear.
- If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
- There is an exception to every rule, except this one.
- If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're built upside down.
- Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted
- Where can I find another word for thesaurus?
- Illiterate? Write For Help
- Why doesn't glue stick to the bottles
- Imagine a world without hypothetical situations
- The thing to spend on your children is "time".
- Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
- If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
- How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
- Why do we chop a tree "down" and then chop it "up"?
- It isn't homework unless it's due tomorrow.
- You never learn anything by doing it right.
- Why should I grow up? This is more fun!
- If you think education is expensive, try ignorance
- Committee: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
- Does a backward poet writes inverse?
- Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
- If you can read this, thank a teacher
- Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
- Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
- Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
- If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
- If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?
- It's not an optical illusion, it just looks that way.
- Do witches run spell checkers?
- If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
- What do you call a male ladybug?
- How come quicksand works slowly?
- Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
- If people from Poland are called "Poles" why aren't people from Holland called "Holes?"
- Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
- Do pilots take crash-courses?
- How do you get off a non-stop flight?
- Do fish get thirsty?
- If you choke a Smurf, what colour does it turn?
- Why is a boxing ring square?
- How do Keep Off The Grass signs get there?
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