FUN CHANGEABLE SIGN MESSAGES
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  • It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.
  • Money does grow on trees. It's just that the banks own all the branches.
  • How do a fool and his money get together in the first place?
  • People are not your problem, they are your purpose.
  • Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish,
    and he will sit in a boat and drink beer.
  • Half the people you know are below average.
  • A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
  • Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
  • He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
  • Plan ahead-- it wasn't raining when Noah built the ark
  • Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
  • Where there's a will, I want to be in it
  • If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?
  • If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.
  • I childproofed my house, but they still get in.
  • Teamwork is essential; it allows you to blame someone else.
  • Of course I don't look busy - I did it right the first time!
  • If you want the rainbow, you've got to put up with the rain.
  • Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.
  • 5 out of 4 people have a problem with fractions
  • Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
  • By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
  • I keep hitting the Escape key, but I'm still here
  • If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
  • Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
  • Forgive your enemies, but don’t forget their names
  • Give some people an inch, and they think they are rulers.
  • Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
  • Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
  • Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
  • I like kids, but I don't think I could eat a whole one.
  • Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
  • Anarchy is better that no government at all.
  • I don’t mind coming to work, it's that eight hour wait to go home that I hate
  • Never drink water - if it can rust iron, imagine what it can do to your stomach.
  • A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where train stops.
    My desk is called a work station...
  • I can teach my cat any trick he wants to do!
  • Whenever I look for something, it’s always in the last place I look.
  • Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.
  • If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off
  • If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
  • Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?
  • If you think about it long enough, you’ll see that it’s obvious.
  • A little pain never hurt anyone.
  • The only job you start at the top is digging a hole.
  • The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
  • A closed mouth gathers no foot.
  • By the time you can make ends meet, they've moved the ends
  • Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
  • If this were really a free country, I'd own it by now.
  • Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
  • When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
  
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